| Rare Model | Nobdy liked them when they were new |
| | either. |
| Older Restoration | Can?t tell it?s been restored. |
| Needs engine work | It?s been frozen for 30 years. |
| Uses no oil | Just throws it out. |
| No rust | Body and fenders are missing. |
| Rough | It?s too bad to even lie about. |
| One owner | Never been able to sell. |
| No time to complete | Can?t find parts anywhere. |
| Needs interior | Seats are gone. |
| Rebuilt engine | Has new sparkplugs. |
| May run | But it never has. |
| Low mileage | Third time around the odometer. |
| Many new parts | It keeps braeking down. |
| 29 coats hand-rubbed paint | Needed that much to cover rust. |
| Clean | It sat out in the rain yesterday. |
| Best offer | About what I expected to get. |
| Always driven slowly | Won?t go any faster. |
| Prize winner | Hard luck throphy 3 times in a row. |
| Stored 25 years | Under a tree. |
| Real show stopper | Orange with purple fenders. |
| Easy restoration | Parts will crumble in your hands. |
| Ready to show | Just wash it. |
| Top good | It only leaks when it rains. |
| Good investment | Can?t depreciate anymore. |
